Jeremy Turcotte
Hey, if you’re reading this, you should also be reading my blog, where I’ve been recapping the histories of various positions and institutions in the Canadian government. The latest one is for the Governors of the Bank of Canada!

Hey, if you’re reading this, you should also be reading my blog, where I’ve been recapping the histories of various positions and institutions in the Canadian government. The latest one is for the Governors of the Bank of Canada!

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

LOL. LOL! LOL!!

erospainter:

a sense of humor is always sexy

I like this. No further comment.

erospainter:

a sense of humor is always sexy

I like this. No further comment.

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

jjmccullough:

While cleaning my hard drive, I found this picture I saved years ago. Its a portrait of President Reagan that was commissioned by the late President Marcos of the Philippines to hang in his official residence, presumably as a way to play up how close he was to America. It’s a very gawdy thing painted by Ralph Wolfe Cowan, who’s an American portrait artist known for being the go-to guy for rich, vain idiots who want hilariously over-the-top depictions of their (assumed) wealth, power, and beauty.

In this particular number, President Marcos apparently requested that Reagan be depicted wearing the Filipino Medal of Valour, which I’m sure we can all agree was probably the proudest honor the President of the United States ever received. 

A while ago, the Filipino government was auctioning off all of Marcos’ old junk. That’s how I learned about the existence of this thing. 

It certainly looks like him.

ryannorth:

jennipoos:

nitratediva:

Buster, having accidentally imbibed what I assume to be bad bathtub gin, is frightened by a crustacean in Three Ages (1923).

That is a hell of a jump

I have never jumped into another man’s arms, but this IS the start of a new year!

I’d like to see Chaplin react THAT way to a crab. *Scoff scoff*

tyleroakley:

quidditchcapricious:

Reblogging because the rest of the world needs to learn to move their lighthouses.
Because they are blocking freedom.


Beautiful.

Newfoundland does it again!

tyleroakley:

quidditchcapricious:

Reblogging because the rest of the world needs to learn to move their lighthouses.

Because they are blocking freedom.

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Beautiful.

Newfoundland does it again!

Everyone who died in 2013.

Everyone who died in 2013.